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stumposaurusrex:

jackpumpkinqueen:

Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

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33 Insanely Clever Innovations That Need To Be Everywhere Already

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dizzycat2000:

beben-eleben:

Movie theaters with screens in the bathroom so you don’t miss anything.

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360 degree wall outlets.

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This app that unsubscribes you from spam mail by simply taking a picture of it.

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Even better if the theater has bean bag seats.

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Traffic lights with countdown indicators.

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A pen that lets you scan and write in any color.

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A bike helmet that folds up.

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Wall outlets with USB chargers.

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It should also come with a built-in night light.

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And the ultimate outlet would also have extension cords built into the wall.

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Small tiles you can attach to your keys, wallet, computer, or pretty much anything. If you lose anything, you can then look up their location on your smartphone.

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Fresh pizza vending machines.

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Benches that you can turn to always have a dry seat.

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I want to be where there are slides down the stairs right now!

This is the best thing I’ve seen in like ….forever!!!! The outlet with an extension cord…hells yeah!

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radioactivemongoose:

why do people act like u “come out” once. i have to make a decision with each new person i meet whether the pros outweigh the cons of letting them know……. it’s bullshit

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19withbonyknees:

National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck

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onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

(Source: shortvideosandstuff, via sorry)

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